Epicly Taylor'd Poetry Archive #1

Epicly Taylor'd Poetry Archive is in full effect cuddy.
original re-edits.

Weird AL aint got shit.

It's like I don't care about nothin' man

Role another blunt,
Yeah cuz

(Yeah x 2)

I was gonna post a Blog, until I got high

I was gonna not blow it, But then I got high

My Blog is all backed up And I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high

Because I got high 
Because I got high

I was gonna feed my cat, before I got high

I coulda' fed it and had a blast, but I got high

I'm bummed cause it died and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high

Because I got high
 Because I got high

I was gonna stop slacking on the blog, but then I got high

I just got a new hard-drive, but I got high

Now I cant figure out how to get it to work and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high

Because I got high
 Because I got high

I was gonna get high, before I got high

I was gonna blow tree, but then I got high (Yeah you were!)

I smoked all my dank, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high,

Because I got high 
Because I got high

I wasn't gonna run track, (I'm serious man)

I was gonna smoke some crack and some pcp after that, but I was high

Now I'm a dead, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high

Because I got high 
Because I got high

I was gonna play mario kart, until I got high

Then I played mario kart while I was high, but then I got high

Now I'm in 1st, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

Because I got high
 Because I got high

I was gonna skateboard, but then I got high, I'm serious

Then I rolled my ankle and wanted to get high, but then I got high

Now I'm high and I know why, (I bet you know why) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I messed up my ankle, because I got high

Now it hurts when I walk , because I suck

Now I'm re-writing a song about being high instead of blogging, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I'm gonna stop re-writing this song, because I'm high

I'd rather be listening to "hits from the bong", because I'm high

And I want to be high, (why man?) 'cuz I'm not as high as I was when I started doing this,
because I'm less high, because I'm less high

(Are you really high man?) (I'm kinda high man.) get jiggy with it

O bring it back (say what say what oh, Because I'm not as high

Because I'm less high, because I'm less high

Well my name is Taylor and I'm from Carmel,

All the 'Mel weed i be smokin, is the dank

I dont belive in Hitler thats what I say' (O my goodness)

So all of you skins, please give me more head

Mother fucker, Taylor mother fuckin Herrera

A-e-i-o-u and somtimes w

We aint going to sell any of these mother fucking albums cuz

Lets go back to marshal durbans and hang some more chickins cuz fuck it

Fuck the corporate world bitch


See what epic davis spot we skated a while ago! In the next EPICLY TAYLOR'D.